Friday, September 18, 2009


It seems as though my bladder problems have transpired to some students at school. We ended the day today to the sound of the Niagara Falls. I look over and a student who will remain unnamed....had let a geyser go on the speech office's floor. I am not quite sure if she understood why I asked her if she had eaten pounds of asparagus, but lets just say it was rather pungent. I had the honor of cleaning it up. I hadn't really cleaned bodily fluids at school in a while so I thought I was due. I asked her if it would be okay if I came over to her house and peed on her floor. One may think this was inappropriate, however after sopping up a gallon on warm urine with the school's "paper towels" (which are really like pieces of paper) I was not amused, although she was plenty amused. This reminds me, I have to shower. Happy Friday!


kristen said...

I soooo hope you get on Wipeout. I've only watched it a few times, but it's flippin hillare-o!!

Sorry you had to clean up piss. I don't really know what to say except better you than me :)

LG said... allow comments! now the fun begins for me ;) off to take an ice bath...coronado was hot this morning.